Isnin, Disember 25, 2006

My friends call me Mr. Nori


The Malaysian blogging community was startled with the revelation by RPK that Pak Lah would stick around for 3 terms, enough time for Khairy to work his way up in UMNO and jump over Dato Najib. Some suspect the view could have come from Tun Dr Mahathir.

However, the R.A.H.M.A.N. theory would remain because N = Nori's husband.

Rumours are a buzz on the reason for Khairy's confidence and brevity to plan a blueprint called Black Babboon Blueprint . It is believed that the revelation came during a burglary at his home.

The burglar is said to have broken in into Khairy and Nori's while they were sleeping.

After tying both of them down, he had put a knife to Nori's neck and ready to slash her becasue she was yelling and screaming. Before doing so, he yelled to her, "What is your name?"

"Why you wanna know?!!!", Nori yelled.

The burglar answered, "I must know the names of my victims".

"My name is Nori," she replied bravely.

After a brief pause, the burglar decide against slashing her. "You remind me of my grandmother who was also named Nori, so I can't cut you." He said and leered his eyes at Khairy.

The smart Khairy spontaneously said, "My name is Khairy, but my friends call me Mr. Nori."

P/S The original joke came from Forum My KMU

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