Jumaat, Mac 21, 2008

Immortalising Samy Velu On A Stamp

After serving for 25 years, Samy Velu believe that the country should give tribute to him by immortalising on a postage stamp. He met Pak Lah and expressed his intention.

Realising the anguish Samy had to undergo for facing up to Hindraf's onslaught till election day, Pak Lah decided to agree. The stamps were produced and sold to the public. But after a while, problem cropped up. The stamps were not sticking to the envelope.

Samy personally decided to investigate and realised that it had nothing to do with the quality of the stamp. The stamps were using good quality paper and glue.

The problem was ... people were spitting on the wrong unglued side of the stamp.

We will miss Samy's funny and strangely worded but confidently expressed press statements.

13 ulasan:

  1. Tanpa Nama7:05 PG

    Thanks, I had a good big laugh this morning

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  2. Me either...good joke bro!

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  3. Tanpa Nama11:23 PG

    "ini semua kerja orang gila nya lah","ini tuhan punya kerja","say asudah worang pigi siasat,pada pendapatan saya kit akan dapat maklumat sedikit hari lagi"...some popular quotes from Mr. Samy "No" Value..

    Name: John Travolta, Pendang
    Greese

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  4. Tanpa Nama11:59 PG

    act of god

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  5. Tanpa Nama11:05 PTG

    Muka tak tahu malu...
    Semua kena auta samy vellu.

    Dahlah kalah hinggakan wakil MIC dua tiga ketoi dalam BN. Tiba-tiba berani minta yang bukan-bukan macam awak tu menang besar.

    Kalau UMNO tongok tak tahu jaga hati pengundi lagi, eloklah bungkus bantal. Sekongkong dengan samy velu.

    Dengan kesultanan terengganu pun nak derhaka. Elok lagi DAP, baikot pun atas arahan CEO dia.

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  6. Tanpa Nama11:00 PG

    The last line made me laugh like hell :) very very true - strangely worded but confidently expressed.. LOL

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  8. Tanpa Nama1:47 PTG

    1) Samy Velu on pos laju “BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
    2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`
    3) On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada”
    4) Samy said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini”, one pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied, ”Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”
    5) Samy’s favorite quote on national television “Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
    6) During the water shortage crisis: “semua orang diminta jgn
    membuang aiyerr..!”
    7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: “..marilah kita
    semua menderma dara..”
    8) During the opening speech of various function: “…selamat
    datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is “saudara-saudari”)
    9) At an opening ceremony: “mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain”
    10)Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan saya
    sangat-sangat besar”

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  9. Tanpa Nama5:53 PTG

    haha... sy bukan takut punya org... u ludah sy kasi sapulah... sy muka sama rambut bnyk tebal tara hal!

    good one bro keep it up!

    BalasPadam
  10. Bro Husin,
    Caya la bro ... ketawa x sudah2 kat sini membaca antics hang nih. Keep up the good work. Terhibur seketika ...

    BalasPadam
  11. Tanpa Nama1:29 PTG

    the rounding mechanism start April 1st, so by then the stamp will be 0 sen...

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