Dah lama tak kisah guna WIFI ke wife

Seorang kawan rapat rumah berdekatan menghantar SMS pada kawan jirannya:

Sorry sir I am using your wife...I have been using day and night ...I am using when u r not present at home....In fact, I am using more than U R using....

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.....

Balik-balik ke rumah dia tarik muka masam dan sindir-sindir isterinya. Isteri bahasakan dia. Sesama mereka suami isteri memang kasar kasar.

Tak berapa lama kawan rapat tadi hantar satu lagi SMS.

Sorry bro spelling mistake... it's not WIFE but WIFI..

 Dijawab balik:

Dah lama aku tak kisah tapi bila nak lantik aku ke jawatan MB Selangor?

Wow! Jual orang jangan WIFI