Mahathir and Guan Eng received best performance award

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Best performance in ‘The Dawn of Islam in Malaysia’.
Zairil Khir Johari: DAP does not reject Hudud, we only oppose its implementation.
Anwar Ibrahim: As a Muslim I accept Hudud, but as a politician in a multi-cultural country like Malaysia I oppose its implementation.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: We do not need Hudud because Malaysia is already an Islamic country.

Best performance in ‘There is no such thing as a true Malay anyway’.
Ling Liong Sik: It is time Malaysia had a second Deputy Prime Minister, a Chinese Deputy Prime Minister.
Samy Vellu: If Malaysia is going to have a Chinese Deputy Prime Minister, then we want a third Deputy Prime Minister, an Indian Deputy Prime Minister
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: Aiyah, Samy, we already had an Indian Prime Minister for 22 years. Why do you still want an Indian Deputy Prime Minister?

Best performance in ‘The best defence is ignorance’
Muhammad Mohd Taib: Money smuggling? I no speekee Inggeris.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: PKFZ? I cannot remember the details.
Lim Guan Eng: My new house? I don’t know. I am not a valuer. My wife did the deal, not me. Anyway, it does not come with a swimming pool.

Best performance in ‘In want of an alibi’.
Lim Kit Siang: I was not in Malaysia during May 13.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: I was not in Malaysia during Memali.
Anwar Ibrahim: I was not in the apartment when Saiful was buggered.

Best performance in ‘National pride costs money’.
Anwar Ibrahim: The RM30 billion Forex loss is not a real loss. It is only a paper loss.
Eric Chia: Perwaja did not really lose money. It just did not make money.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: Proton needs to lose money. That is the price we pay for national pride.

Best performance in ‘The hand that wields the knife’.
Tony Pua: Tan Sri Khalid is the most honest and hard-working MB in the entire history of Selangor.
Rafizi Ramli: The Kajang Move is to save Pakatan in case Dr Mahathir manages to oust Prime Minister Najib.
Saifuddin Nasution: Khalid is corrupt and has been bought by Umno so we need to oust him and replace him with Anwar Ibrahim…no, hold on, with Dr Wan Azizah Ismail…oops, sorry, with Azmin Ali.

Best performance in ‘Will the real Umno stand up’.
Tunku Abdul Rahman: The day that Mahathir takes over Umno is going to be the beginning of the end for Umno.
Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah: I will never rejoin Umno because it is not the original Umno. It is a fake Umno, Mahathir’s Umno. We must restore the original Umno of 1946.
Anwar Ibrahim: A Mamak Bendahara brought down the Melaka Empire. Now this Mamak Bendahara Mahathir is bringing down Malaysia.

Best performance in ‘Close the door before you leave’.
Lim Kit Siang: Najib should go on leave while the investigation is ongoing.
Rafizi Ramli: Tan Sri Khalid should go on leave while the investigation is ongoing.
Tony Pua: Lim Guan Eng need not go on leave while the investigation is ongoing.

Best performance in ‘The Little Red Dot called Singapore’.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: Tunku Abdul Rahman gives too much face to Singapore.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: Tun Abdullah Badawi gives too much face to Singapore.
Dr Mahathir Mohamad: Najib Razak gives too much face to Singapore.

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