Ahad, Jun 26, 2016

EU guna bahasa Jerman

Following Britain's decision to quit the European Union, the European Commission has just announced a five year phase to have Euro-English as the  the official language of the European Union.

The commission  has accepted a 5- year plan proposed by Germany that would gradually change English spelling to "Euro-English". 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. 

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Wow! Salah guna bahasa pada Ogos 16hb boleh lagi OUT

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Perdana menteri islam yg bukan hadhari tp ada penasihat hadi kata adalah haram utk tukar pemimpin sebelum tamat tempoh waktunya.

Yelah britain bukan islam. Tp piliharaya kita ikot bukan islam.
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