Pak Lah was seated next to a little girl on an airplane that was leaving KLIA. He turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Pak Lah, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said Pak Lah, "How about who is going to win the next election?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Pak Lah thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl then asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss who is going to win the next election when you don't know shit?"
* From my buddy in Sabah
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Pak Lah, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said Pak Lah, "How about who is going to win the next election?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
Pak Lah thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
The little girl then asks, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss who is going to win the next election when you don't know shit?"
* From my buddy in Sabah
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Bro,
The caption on Pak Lah's pix should read "Hear me, people.." But then again, knowing Pak Lah, he could have very well said (and meant) "Here me, people.."
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