KUALA LUMPUR - Seorang lelaki berbaju Melayu hitam telah ditahan polis dipintu Istana Negara pagi ini kerana menjerit-jerit menuntut hak untuk mengangkat sumpah sebagai Perdana Menteri Malaysia.
Lelaki yang bermisai dan berjanggut itu kelihatan berlegar-legar di luar perkarangan istana dari malam tadi.
Pada mulanya, dia memberitahu orang ramai dia akan menggantikan Dato Seri Najib jika dia ditolak oleh SPB Agong atau kurang sihat untuk menyempurnakan upacara angkat sumpah. Lama kelamaan, dia bertukar menjadi lebih mendesak menuntut dilantik menjadi Perdana Menteri
Menurut orang ramai yang menunggu di pagar untuk melihat Perdana Menteri Malaysia yang baru, lelaki tersebut seiras dengan Anwar Ibrahim.
Kemungkinan besar dia adalah Anwar Ibrahim kerana asyik menyebut-nyebut dirinya sepatut sudah menjadi Perdana Menteri pada September 16hb tahun lepas tetapi telah dinafikan hak oleh Abdullah.
Katanya Speaker Dewan Rakyat adalah pengecut kerana tidak membenarkan usul undi tidak percaya pada Abdullah dibahaskan pada akhir-akhir tahun lepas.
Yang menjadi kekeliruan orang ramai akan kewarasan lelaki tersebut adalah apabila dia mengatakan dia akan membawa usul percaya kepada Abdullah untuk terus menjadi Perdana Menteri.
Polis terpaksa menahan untuk menjaga ketenteraman Istana Negara dan mengelakkan pengikutnya yang sama kurang waras untuk bersorak dan baring di jalanraya. - Agensi Husin Lempoyang
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Hahahaha....
Good one Tuan Husin!
On another note, thank the powers of god that the power transition is finally complete.
As for the guy at the palace gates, he is as flip-flop as the former pm with his sekejap undi tak percaya then sekejap undi percaya/menyokong.
It is hoped that work, serious work, can start now with less politicking.
Salam.
Tuan Husin
Kenapa Azizah sedih DS Najib dilantik jadi PM ke enam..cuba jawab saya tak pasti ape ke jawapannya..
kah..kah..kah....
sin, sekor lagi dah pucat sampai ke teloq dah iaitu zaid ibrahim... aku rasa la esok dua ekor anak berahim ni lari ke thailand kot....
Salam tuan husin! Lawak larrr...kehh...kehh...kehh. Semalam aku ikut Dato Mukhriz berjumpa rakyat akarumbi kat Kg. Kuala Sin (kalau tak silap aku) Bukit Selambau dimana sambutan amat meriah dan diluar jangkaan. Pastu tu ada rombongan Pkr termasuk Wan Azizah lalu kat depan. Kempunan Wan Azizah nak jadi wanita pertama. Bangun dari tidur, aku dapat sms dari Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor. Aku ucapkan tahniah kepada Datin Seri kerana memainkan peranan di belakang suaminya, termasuk juga Dato Mukhriz dan Tun Berdua(berada di London) tak ketinggalan seluruh rakyat Malaysia kerana sentiasa berada di belakang memberi sokongan Dato Seri Najib Tun Abdul Razak yang kita sayangai sebagai Perdana Menteri Malaysia yang ke enam. Sejahtera Malaysia ke arah Wawasan 2020. Salam "berani berubah". Asri, Baling.
Wah, ada nama baru pulak....ba alif ba ya.
Kalau di cantumkan, jadi Balif Baya
lawak....lawak
Tuan Husin,
Lawak gila macam nak pecah perut. Agensi Cucu Tok Selampit melaporkan lelaki berkenaan telah dihantar ke Hospital Bahgia, Tanjung Rambutan. Lelaki itu masih mengaku dirinya Anuar Ibrahim di dalam van hospital.
tahniah kepada rosmah mansor or Datin RM kerana jadi isteri PM.
semoga najib tadbir malaysia dengan aman makmur. jangan pilih si BERUK HITAM sebagai menteri, tetapi pilihlah DMM sebagai menteri.
nescaya UMNO akan bertambah kukuh.
Soalan objektif untuk cucu saya:
1. Siapa Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke 6?
a. Karpal Singh
b. Lim Kit Siang
c. Anwar Ibrahim
e. Nik Aziz
f. Najib Razak
2. Bila Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke 6 di lantik?
a. 16 Sept. 2008
b. 16 Okt. 2008
c. 16 Nov. 2008
e. 3 April 2009
3. Bila Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke 7 akan di lantik?
a. 16 Sept. 2009
b. 16 Sept 2010
c. 16 Sept 2020
d. Sebelum kiamat
4. Siapa akan jadi Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke 7 ?
a. Karpal Singh
b. Lim Kit Siang
c. Anwar Ibrahim
e. Nik Aziz
Sin,
Hang tolong pi habaq kat Hillary Clinton Malaysia yang baru tuh kalau buat Old Girls TKC Grand Dinner , Jangan lupa jemput aku dan Nuar.
D.S. Azizah
Sin,
lelaki ni ke yang suka cakap rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
suruh dia angkat sumpah depan hakim julai depan kes sepul aje la
pecah perut!!!!!!
SIN, Yang baju hitam tu ANUARRRR BRAHIM, kt belakang dia ada satu lagi mamat pakai baju putih tapi berkulit hitam....nama samaran dia KJ. Ada satu orang lagi kat belakang pakai baju hitam seluar putih...depa kata dia tu SUKJ...
KETIGA TIGA MEREKA dilaporkan akan dihantar ke Tanjung Rambutan lepas ni.
Anti-KJ
Tahniah Husin..
Kerana dapat PM baru...Malam ne aku bergelap sejam pk 8-9 malam tanda
kesyukuran...
saros
hahaha memang lawak betul..kesian mamat anwar ni..kempunan nak jadi PM..agak agak kalau dia meninggal esok, kebumikan jelah dia kat makam negara. Kesian dari hidup dia tak penah sampai hajat...
WoW Sin...
Ade je idea ko ni aku suka...selain jual unta..Sin ni pakar gak auta dan Esetra (ETC).
Baguih gak ..tapi buat pemuja DS Najib..kalau takdirnya Najib ni buat hal..kamu semua nak buat satira kat dia ke? Sekarang kita bagi peluang kat dia ..mana tahu elok dan sejahtera...tapi kalau dia jual gak Melayu..hampeh lerjawabnya..
Har harh har harha ha hahah ha aha
Apa nak lagi
gembira tak terperi
Najib dah jadi Perdana Menteri
terkabul sudah mimpi
menunggu hari-hari
Akhirnya Pak Lah dah pun pergi
Najib jangan lupa janji
Perubahan UMNO bila lagi?
kita tak nak tunggu lama lagi
Nanti UMNO jadi basi
Rosmah mesti jaga diri
jangan pulak tak sedar diri
nanti makan diri
Najib pulak kena "gantung diri" !!
dah rezeki najib...
Dolah letak Jawatan
-Nuar
Dolah jgn letak Jawatan
-Nuar
Dap & Pas jahat
-Nuar
Dap & Pas bekorban untuk Negara
-Nuar
Umno berjasa
-Nuar
Umno 50 tahun zalim
-Nuar
Nuar PM..Nuar PM..mari berguling2 atas jalan..wahai penyokong ku..anda orang berani..walau dilanggar mati..kamu mati sebagai pahlawan..
(hanya orang2 PKR yg bodoh aje percaya lidah bercabang..dan bekorban harta & nyawa krn Nuar derhaka)
SALAM SIN...
SAH SIN MEMANG ANWAR BRAHIM...
ADA KELUAR KAT TV PETANG TADI...
HUA..HUA..HUA...
APA-APA PUN SIN PATUT BACA NI..
YAHUDI SALURKAN DANA BUAT PAKATAN PEMBANGKANGhttp://gomo-no1.blogspot.com/2009/04/dana-yahudi-kepada-pkr-malaysiakini.html
Pak Husin Lempoyang..,
Lagi sekali.. ana rase.. ente dan kawan-kawan ente tu kunun-kunun pecah perut gelakkan Anwar..
kah3x..
izinkan ana ikut gelak gak..
kah3x..
"Jual Najib lagi untung dari Jual Nuar.."
kah3x..
4. Siapa akan jadi Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke 7 ?
Answer: Piggy Singh
kelakar betul sin..kekeke
Anwar to announce ‘major surprise’ tonight, says PKR
SUNGAI PETANI: PKR has announced that a “major surprise” is in store tonight which it claims will determine the outcome of the Bukit Selambau by-election.
comment:
Apa lagi si Anwar ni nak kelentong pengundi Bukit Selambau.
Kelentong sana, kelentong sini. Tapi yang anihnya ada setengah pengikut fanatik Anwar bila Anwar kentut berbau busuk melantong pun depa kata kentut Anwar wangi dan harum.
Begitulah pertimbangan akal manusia apabila mereka dah taksub kepada pemimpin. Kalau pemimpinnya disuruh "cebuk belakang" pun mereka sanggup.
Ujian pertama Najib ialah untuk memilih barisan kabinet yang mempunyai kewibawaan yang tinggi dan mempunyai peribadi yang berseh murni dan tidak boleh disangsikan oleh rakyat.
Jika terdapat diantara ahli kabinet yang tidak mempunyai rekod yang baik maka itulah tanda mulanya bibit-bibit menuju kepada kehancuran kepimpinan Najib. Percayalah !!
Najib jangan lantik KJ sebagai Menteri kerana persepsi rakyat terhadapnya adalah amat buruk sekali. Najib mesti akur dan terima hakikat ini bahawa KJ bila dilantik akan menimbulkan berbagai reaksi negatif dan akan menjadi beban kepada Najib untuk hendak memulihkan kredibiliti kerajaan BN.
Opposition calls for greater democratic freedom
PETALING JAYA: The Opposition wants the lifting of the three-month ban on PAS’ Harakah and PKR’s Suara Keadilan newsletters by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak to lead to genuine institutional changes.
PKR information chief Tian Chua said the lifting of the ban and the release of 13 Internal Security Act detainees would mean nothing without certain laws being repealed.
He said the new Prime Minister should further show his commitment to freedom of speech by reforming the Printing Presses and Publications Act 1984, the Universities and University Colleges Act 1971 and “other laws that give the Government too much power to curb human rights”.
comment:
What the govt. is doing is right. Prevention is better than cure. The govt. is not curbing human rights. In fact it is safeguarding human rights by protecting the rakyat to be able to live peacefully without any disturbance to their livelihood. Freedom of speech and expression is not a passport to do whatever you like without being responsible to society where you live in.So ISA must not be repealed but it could be adjusted or amended to suit the current political and social environment. Our society is still not fully matured. Until such time when our society is fully "civilised" to a level that is at par with developed countries then only we could consider repeal the ISA. Or else NO WAY !! It will be disastrous if the govt. repeal the ISA.
Sin,
Lepas Najib nama yang bermula dalam abjad acronym P.U.T.R.A ada harapan jadi PM Malaysia. Ini selepas Najib munyudahkan jigsaw R.A.H.M.A.N. Aku nampak Gayanya ada Chance. Sebab nama aku bermula dengan P untuk Ayah Pin. Nuar melepas le nampok nye.
Ayah Pin.
Wife Of Hindraf I.S.A. Detainee Thanks Najib
TAIPING, April 4 (Bernama) -- (ISA).
Vuvaneswary expressed her thanks to Najib for the government's decision to release her husband who has been in detention since December 2007.
She said she hoped that the government would also release three other Hindraf leaders - P. Uthayakumar, M. Manoharan and T. Vasanthakumar.
comment:
I suspect Najib would release the rest of the illegal Hindraf leaders and few others if BN wins all the by-elections as a token of appreciation for supporting BN.
So if they want to get their leaders released, they must make sure BN wins all the by-elections.
Najib does not want to prolong the issue and be distracted with his other important national agendas. He wants to close the issue and move forward to concentrate on other issues that need to beaddressed urgently.
KAHAKAHKHAAK!!!
HUsin LEmpoyang....Jenaka paling best.
Saya dengar semut hitam pun dah mula takut kena spray...
Hahahahah...
Rename ISA As Anti-terrorist Act - Chew
KUALA LUMPUR, April 4 (Bernama) -- Wanita MCA today proposed that the Internal Security Act (ISA) be amended and renamed anti-terrorist act to indicate its functions are strictly to curb terrorist activities and not abused on civilians.
Its chief, Datin Paduka Chew Mei Fun, said although the act was still relevant to combat against terrorism, it should never be used flagrantly against civil liberties or civilians.
comment:
What about those extremists like the illegal Hindraf and Jemaah Islamiah groups who harp and instigate racial and religious sentiments that could result our country being in chaotic situation? Do we consider them as terrorists or civil activists? We have to draw the line clearly if we want to change the Act.
To repeal the ISA in order to allow those irresponsible people to be able to freely instigate racial and religious issues to the extent of causing instability to the country is very foolish indeed.
ISA must stay to protect the interest of the rakyat to live in peace and harmony. No two way about it. Prevention is better than cure. We must not forget the May 13 incident. It was very ugly indeed.To say that our new generation of young people are now more open minded is just pure BULLSHITT !!
13 Not Enough, Says Karpal Of Kamunting Release
PENANG, April 4 (Bernama) -- DAP chairman Karpal Singh has urged the government to release all the people held at the Kamunting Detention Centre under the Internal Security Act (ISA).
"The release of 13 ISA detainees was not enough as there were 62 detainees in Kamunting," he told reporters here today.
Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak, in his maiden address over television last night as the new prime minister, announced the immediate release of the 13 ISA detainees.
On Najib's promise to review the ISA, Karpal said there was no point to rebuild the Act which should be abolished.
comment:
Inilah Singh is King!
Dah kasi betis nak peha.
Even if there are 1000 detainees but if they are a threat to society they should remain as detainees until doomsday.
Release Of Detainees Boost For BN - Samy Vellu
SUNGAI PETANI, April 4 (Bernama) -- MIC president Datuk Seri S. Samy Vellu today welcomed the release of two Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) leaders held under the Internal Security Act (ISA), and said it would boost the chances for a Barisan Nasional (BN) victory in the Bukit Selambau state by-election in Kedah.
"We are optimistic of winning," he said. The BN has fielded Datuk S. Ganesan of the MIC in the by-election, polling for which is on Tuesday.
comment:
Don't be so confidentlah Samy. Do you realise that you are no more popular among your community. You are pain in the ass to BN party.
Anwar Welcomes Release Of ISA Detainees
SUNGAI PETANI, April 3 (Bernama) -- Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) advisor Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim Friday welcomed the decision by Prime Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Najib Tun Razak to free 13 people detained under the Internal Security Act (ISA).
"We welcome the move but at same time, want the ISA to be abolished ," he said when speaking at a dinner gathering in Taman Ria here.
comment:
Anwar oh Anwar ! Kenapalah kau ni?
Dulu masa jadi TPM kenapa kau tak cadangkan ISA dihapuskan?
Sekarang dah lain pulak ceritanya.
Mana prinsip kau Nuar?
Ginilah, tunggu je lah 16 Sept. tiap-tiap tahun akan datang, manalah tahu kalau nasib baik dapat jadi PM dan hapuskan lah ISA.
siapa lelaki tu? kmbar anwar kot?
Eh eh eh kesian Husin ni...
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